"THE EDUCATION OF MAITRI"
* Please Read Prior To Purchase / For Spiritual Education Only / Holistic Care / PhD / Fan of the Mystical
All peoples are welcomed to receive THE SESSION available via old school distance remote. Be assured kala provides good customer service with low prices, alternative offers, and total refunds. You must be 18 years or older. Direct informed consent is described herein and by email engagement that begins with your purchase. By contacting/purchasing, you contract to be "non-harmful to kala" and are "stable and healthy enough" to participate and assume all responsibility for your health and conclusions. kala cannot legally address diagnoses, medical, legal, or financial issues. Please interpret any information given if it applies; kindly leave what does not feel true for you. Always use common sense and grounding. Not a replacement for any form of medical care, crisis intervention, or psychological therapy. Contact an ER/MD/crisis line as needed. Sessions have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not used to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. kala cannot heal you. Only you can heal you. kala just balances energy. Balanced energy helps you heal you. Let me repeat. These educative distance sessions are at a spiritual subtle energy level (prayer/blessing) using an intercessory prayer model and as such this is NOT a practice that diagnoses/treats illnesses of body/mind and therefore only focuses on balancing the energy field. A balanced energy field may feel better than an imbalanced energy field. See more at the research tab. kala has an Extensive Body of Work: Healing Touch. Ayurveda, Thai Yoga, Reiki to name a few 30+ years of Healing Arts Training and direct experience. Any guidance given is educative in nature; but, may also be so very entertaining.. Brief email support is for managing results or integration of sessions, not in-depth coaching. Anything free on this and my unmonetized media, websites or platforms is provided as a "good samaritan" aka volunteer and can be paused, edited, or stopped at anytime w/o reason. Due to the law of free will and/or random chaos, kala cannot/will not guarantee any future outcome in any communication, session, comment, email, or video.. 100% Refund If Refund is needed.. kala prays, curates, humorizes, educates, memorializes, preserves, comments, and creates an often theatrical narrative that uses subtle resources and "tools of the trade" such as:: Love, sound, light, prayer cards, sprays, crystals, essences, oils, flowers, etc. within videos as her religion that is further delineated and described as "EVERYTHING FABULOUS and AWESOME" or "FAB and AWE" for short. With ANY contact/purchase, you certify that YOU 1) are not trolling, creeping, stalking, or causing nonsense, etc. 2) acknowledge that sessions would immediately cease for anything illegal, 3) feel free to request special individualized accommodation TBD 4) will disclose governmental agency 5) acknowledge this is a binding legal agreement 6) agree to abide by the details set forth herein..
